Soho Bar & Grill

In the year of dwindling hope, nineteen hundred and ninety two, a heavy fog of boredom and sleepiness settled upon Rivertown, whose fair and gentle inhabitants are known by many as The People of the Fountain. Lo, The People of the Fountain didst resigneth themselves, man, woman, and child alike, to a laborsome existence devoid of mirth and merriment, for the Tavern Keepers provideth them with only mundane jesters, minstrels and artisans.