Baseball Commissioner Office

I was watching the 1982 World Series. In the top of the 1st inning, Andy Van Slyke-who, my waking self knows, was not on that staff-hit a double. He had long braids dangling beyond the back of his helmet, like many a football lineman. In the bottom of the 1st inning, the 1st two Brewers made outs, and then their 3rd hitter came to the plate. And he was Darth Vader. Vader's a lefty, and-I hate to say this about one of the universe's greatest villains, but he's got a sweet stroke. He hit a double, and as he slid into 2nd, his cape flew behind him beautifully.