Voodoo

Let's start by saying that Jose Cuervo Gold is not real Tequila! Until most recently, any fake, caramel colored, rot gut liquor masquerading as Tequila would have been banished to the far reaches of Mexico. After mucho pressure from big corporate liquor conglomerates, Jose Cuervo is allowed to use the name, but should be ashamed of themselves! That being said, Tequila is the most ideal liquor made by human hands on this earth, at least according to me.